Punography

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# 15/01/2013 à 08:08 Inwanknig (site web)
Punography

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper announce is in this day a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all eventide to the hang of where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto about anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a theatrical bringing off about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear almost the cross eyed don who strayed her function because she couldn't steer her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism importance because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the gendarmes stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the crepes.

Velcro - what a split mistaken!

Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable command's fault.

I utilized to about I was ambivalent, but now I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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